Happy HomewreckGiving
and boys, its almost Destroy Your Dick December.
but More importantly, as of right now, its Thanksgiving 2021, which is truly the biggest Holiday for homewrecking, out of all the holidays. Christmas is Chrsitmas. wooo woooo.
Easter is Easter, but THANKSgiving
It's basically another way to simply say - I am thankful for my wife. (and family of course , yes....but still , fuck all of you.)
that's besides the point. POINT is, you chose to be with this vanilla ass female, for the rest of your life, like dude, you did vows....you chose to be with her on Holidays, which clearly includes Thanksgiving.
we ALL know both you and your vanilla ass wife, hug and kiss the morning of Thanksgiving , saying how thankful you are for eachother...LOL!
On another note, YALL should be RUNNING IT TF UP FOR ME, as I DESERVE your wife's penny 1000x more than that saggy cow.
You understand the math now, whitebois?
Its 12am , wifes' in bed. You're up pouring a drink playing fantasy football. Or simply shooting the shit with your buddies. Maybe taking your dog for a walk, whatever it may be, LETS HAVE SOME FUN. IM IN THIS BITCH FOR REAL. AND I RUN SHIT. YALL SHOULD KNOW THIS BY NOW
Let us - you and me - make your wife wake up broker HomewreckGiving, and go to bed fatter, tomorrow night, the evening of HomewreckGiving.
That is all, until next time ..... GO JOIN SMALLCOCKCLUB, BECOME A BARBIEBOI TODAY, LOCK UP IN CHASTITY, AND HUMP YO PILLOW TO SLEEP.
SIMPLE ORDERS. Of me, Boss Daddy Barbie.
xoxo - barbie